Status Updates From Idiots

November 16, 2010

What A Ham!

Wrenna ***** – I’d have no problem tasting Human.. I think it’d taste like chicken.. maybe like moose. I reaally just want to bite someones throat out right now.. wolf style. GrarRR!! Will be in Hollywood Tomorrow for another neurologist apt then in my pasties I go “:)

– Ever come across a f@cktard like Wrenna and say “I’m not a doctor or anything, but that dumb biotch needs to be put in a straight jacket and pushed down a hill”?  Well I haven’t, because I AM A DOCTOR.  A really good doctor too. So it’s only appropriate that I lend a reasonable explanation as to why Wrenna posted a satanic update.

Late one Friday night Wrenna caught Blade 3 on TNT. She fell head over heels in love with Blade, or in her words “Eddie Murphy: the Black Vampire Ninja”. Of course I told her Wesley Snipes was Blade, but she insisted that Eddie Murphy gained a lot of weight for the Black Vampire Ninja role in Big Momma’s House 2. Anyways, Wrenna got curious and went to a Vampire/Werewolf S&M club. She was immediately propositioned by a man wearing a tin helmet and spiked shoulder pads to take the Human-Moose challenge (much like the Pepsi-Coke challenge, but with blood). After downing 2 goblets of blood Wrenna blacked out. The next morning she awoke in a locked porta potty dressed as a vampire warrior elf. Ever since that fateful night Wrenna is convinced of 3 things: 1. it’s ok to eat people (because human throats taste like moose) 2. vampires and werewolves are real and live in castles 3. Shredder left the Footclan to run the hottest Vampire/Werewolf S&M club in town called FANGS.


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