Drunk With Turtles

Curtis ********* – is “Drunk on the beach trying to ride sea turtles.”

– I don’t think there’s much of a joke to be had here. Yes… you’re an Idiot for messing around with prehistoric creatures that could snap your skull into two soup bowls; on the flip side this is one of the best updates I’ve ever read. Curtis, your next update needs to involve: drunk in the jungle, arm wrestling, and a gorilla.