Status Updates From Idiots

November 10, 2010

Ms. Pee Pants

Filed under: comedy — Tags: , — youneed2stop @ 8:02 am

Jeni ****** – “So i am laying on the couch today, enjoying a wonderful visit from mother nature, as i am holding my stomach because its cramping, ethan says ”Momma, maybe you should go drop some turds off and then your belly will feel better” omg, i almost wet myself.”

– Well I’m impressed, Ms. Jeni. You’ve taken nearly every bodily function (piss, fecal matter, vagina blood, and possibly tears from laughing so hard) and incorporated them all into a rather disturbing status update. The only excrement missing is your boyfriends semen, which could possibly be found in one of those sperm-turds you’re about to drop. Jeni, I know splooge covered turds and urine soaked panties with blood stains may sound offensive and unnecessary, but it’s not, because it has to do with nature and nature’s not offensive. I don’t know….. I guess I’m a little bummed that you didn’t talk more about your period and how we all need to know about it.

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4 Comments »

  1. post not working in firefox

    Comment by math games — January 27, 2011 @ 11:47 pm

  2. first!

    Comment by math games — January 30, 2011 @ 11:23 am

  3. i love it

    Comment by facebook — February 17, 2011 @ 9:14 am

  4. your good

    Comment by katie — February 19, 2011 @ 7:52 pm


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