Status Updates From Idiots

February 25, 2010

Someone Die? Smile?

Filed under: Shut Up — Tags: , , — youneed2stop @ 5:22 pm

Maria ***** – “Smile though your heart is aching, smile even though it’s breaking, when there are clouds in the sky you’ll get by. If you smile through your fear and sorrow, smile and maybe tomorrow you will find that life is still worth while. If you just SMILE 😉 …”

– I have no idea if this is a song, quote, or some lame early morning ramble, but I feel like we need to call bullshit on this one. The only way I see this goofy-ass update holding any kind of truth is if Mr./Mrs. Heartache was hooked up to a morphine drip, while cruising around the Kingdom of Caring in a Cloud Car, bumping Foghat, while Share Bear gives them a sexy PJ (Paw Job). In other words this update is an insult to anybody who breathes. ;9 (Sorry folks they don’t make hair-lipped winky faces) dot.dot.dot.

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1 Comment »

  1. Hilarious

    Comment by 2 — May 22, 2010 @ 5:15 pm


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