Status Updates From Idiots

February 23, 2010

Lots Of Cute Ideas

Filed under: comedy — Tags: , , — youneed2stop @ 6:40 pm

Vito ******** – “What’s funny is if I had a girl I’d probably be like, “stupid hallmark holiday, what the heck am I gonna get her!?” but since I don’t I’m all like, ” Man, if I had a girl right now she’d be so spoiled, I have all these cute ideas.” ~~~My father once told me, “V, the grass onna the other side…thatsa the greeny one.”~…~~ He’s right.”

– What’s even funnier is your dad hinting around the idea that you should turn gay, which means he’s given up on you. Besides, bitches ain’t gonna be messin’ round with some dude who has “cute ideas”. Side note: please refer back to your 3rd grade notes on how to properly use quotation marks. Putting symbols and dots in your sentences just because you think they look smart doesn’t make you smart. I have more respect for a neanderthal who tries to play fetch with a rock than the nonsense you posted.

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