Status Updates From Idiots

February 19, 2010

That’s Life

Filed under: Uncategorized — youneed2stop @ 8:49 am

Kimberly ******* – “is delighted with my life right now….it just gets better every day” 🙂

– That is until you go to the bathroom one morning and start pissing sparks . Smash cut to the doctor telling you that you’ve contracted a crossbreeding virus of gonorrhea, herpes, with a hint of chlamydia. Followed by a montage of: you coming home to find your cat eating your girlfriend’s fish. The cat gets spooked and jumps out an open window only to get hit by a Toyota upon landing. Skip work cause you’re devastated. You’re fired. Girlfriend leaves you. You’re evicted from your apartment and now living in the basement of a library posting status updates to an unnecessary blog about status updates. :9

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