Status Updates From Idiots

February 12, 2010

Orange You Glad I Ate a Banana?

Filed under: Uncategorized — youneed2stop @ 12:48 am

Leslie ***** ********* “I am SO confused, someone help me out here: Alee peeled a regular orange and the entire inside of it is PURPLE!! I have never in my life seen a purple orange! Is it safe to eat?”

–Well I’m sure the poison control has a fan page on Facebook so you may want to send them a message just in case it’s not on your speed dial.  Usually when I peel an orange and it’s ANYTHING BUT ORANGE, you usually throw it away, but yet, as the great mother that you apparently are (who spells the name Alee like that?!) you went straight to Facebook to find out if you were in fact poisoning your child.  Caution: Just because they can fit, don’t put your baby in a microwave!

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